There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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