scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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