i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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