It's like God shit irony all over that family
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
