I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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