How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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