True but thats because hes a fetus.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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