i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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