Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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