yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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