just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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