I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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