Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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