Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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