hotel room ftw
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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