Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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