this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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