Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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