So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
where are my eyebrows?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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