what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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