I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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