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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?

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followup question: what if both somones were me?

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(409): View more from Texas

There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.

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