You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Everything about him screamed your future.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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