piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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