What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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