At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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