Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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