An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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