Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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