just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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