No subtext here. People are naked.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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