there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
