What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I wear drunk well.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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