what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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