On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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