I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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