Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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