I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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