I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
tell me about the eggs
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
