3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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