sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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