do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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