they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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