OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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