never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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