Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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