I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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