his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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