is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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