I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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