WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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