I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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