I wanna passion pit in your ass
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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