Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
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