I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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