I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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