I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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