I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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