bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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