Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
her facebook's as public as her vagina
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
