You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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