Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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