You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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